Apr 16 2008

Braaaains

Published by falconesse at 9:59 am under rambling, self-image

Because I thought it would amuse him, and because cannibals share some similar dietary preferences with zombies, I sent Marty a quiz I spied over in John Scalzi’s Whateverettes section.

It turns out he could feed 12 zombies cannibals.

Sadly…

How many cannibals could your body feed?
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Yeah. I can feed one more cannibal than Marty can.

This is not okay with me. Not ruined-my-day not okay, mind you. Just more of an “ugh.” And, coming on the heels of seeing a particularly horrible picture my coworker managed to sneak of me at conference, I have a new goal.

11 cannibals or less by July.

To hell with “I want to lose 20 pounds.” I want to starve two cannibals.

2 responses so far

2 Responses to “Braaaains”

  1. # Martyon 16 Apr 2008 at 11:06 pm

    You know it could be any number of reasons why you could feed more than me. However defining your goal in terms of cannibal starvation has got to be a kick ass method of weight loss.

  2. # Lewison 18 Apr 2008 at 5:49 pm

    18 cannibals, baby. Mooooooooo.

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