Because I thought it would amuse him, and because cannibals share some similar dietary preferences with zombies, I sent Marty a quiz I spied over in John Scalzi’s Whateverettes section.
It turns out he could feed 12 zombies cannibals.
Sadly…
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Yeah. I can feed one more cannibal than Marty can.
This is not okay with me. Not ruined-my-day not okay, mind you. Just more of an “ugh.” And, coming on the heels of seeing a particularly horrible picture my coworker managed to sneak of me at conference, I have a new goal.
11 cannibals or less by July.
To hell with “I want to lose 20 pounds.” I want to starve two cannibals.
You know it could be any number of reasons why you could feed more than me. However defining your goal in terms of cannibal starvation has got to be a kick ass method of weight loss.
18 cannibals, baby. Mooooooooo.