Dear Zombie Santa,
I’ve been a very good girl this year. Well, mostly good. Okay, pretty good, at least if you squint your eyes and turn your head a few degrees to the left. Hey, it’s only May. I have the rest of the year to be better.
Anyway.
Please, please, please let J.J. Abrams make The Dark Tower into movies. Pretty please.
I will leave you extra cookies and everything.
Love,
falconesse
O.M.G. That would be awesome. Beyond awesome. That would be ……Wicked Pisser.