I’m not really following this whole baseball/steroids scandal thing, other than catching it on the news as my dad drove us home in the big gorram snowstorm last night, and from boredom-induced clicking today.
But! The phrase below kind of jumped out at me. Whoever can tell me what’s wrong with it first gets a prize selected from the swag at my desk.
Said Roger Clemens’ lawyer, Rusty Hardin:
Roger Clemens adamantly, vehemently, and whatever other adjectives can be used, denies that he has ever used steroids or … improper substances.