It turns out he could feed 12 zombies cannibals.
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Yeah. I can feed one more cannibal than Marty can.
This is not okay with me. Not ruined-my-day not okay, mind you. Just more of an “ugh.” And, coming on the heels of seeing a particularly horrible picture my coworker managed to sneak of me at conference, I have a new goal.
11 cannibals or less by July.
To hell with “I want to lose 20 pounds.” I want to starve two cannibals.